by lovedbytheSonofGod October 1, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. 1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
Get the Jesus Burritomug. by Vice420 November 21, 2022
Get the Baby Jesus in a mangermug. by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018
Get the Jesus Christ Lizardmug. Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024
Get the Mach Jesusmug. Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them
Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead
Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher
Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher
by MJP2100 December 26, 2013
Get the jesus munchermug. 