Jesus

He's dumb as fuck. Nothing else and tends to be a piece of shit that lies to his friends, even the ones closest to him.

Jesus is shit.

by YeetMaster5960 October 2, 2020

Jesus

Nancy Jesus II

Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus

by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 7, 2020

Jesus jazz

Christian rock performed in a megachurch (often by dudes whose 80's hair bands didn't make it big).

She's all into Jesus jazz and bible study.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.

After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.

by Jayzues July 24, 2012

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

Jesus

This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl

Girl1-is that Jesus😍
Girl2-he so fine

by anonymous November 22, 2021

My partner, Jesus

A bottom

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom

by PPAP_with_big_pp November 22, 2021