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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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Hair

It's a more adapted and mutated version of fur really, our Ape cousins share this with us and that's where the similarity ends really with other animals. Hair is more rough and not fluffy, Hair grows all over the body but for human it mainly grows on top of the head.
Idk

David: Hey how's my hair!
by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022
mugGet the Hairmug.

pineapple hairs

as said by Anix in a Roblox: Welcome to Bloxburg! video, the green things on top of a pineapple are called "pineapple hairs"
Ooh! Look at those vibrant green PINEAPPLE HAIRS!
by that-one- marshmallow June 16, 2020
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pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair
by Mr 924 April 15, 2019
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vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.
" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
mugGet the vampire hairmug.

Bear Hair

When a girls pubicare is severly clumpy and tall, aswell as having cum, sweat and other substances all mixed
"Did you know Dayna has 'bear hair' its really gross!"
by themixerupper September 25, 2017
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Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.
I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

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