best friends

someone who still loves you when you fart in their face..

girl: *farts*
bff: gross! gosh, i love you!

by kathleen February 11, 2007

friend in town

Slang for a woman's menstruation.

I can't make love with you tonight. I've got a friend in town.

by Bleepish224 May 19, 2009

pirate friend

the act of adding someone to Facebook who you do not know simply for the purpose of adding them to your pirate crew to complete more missions. can also be done for mafia wars, vampire wars, or any other Facebook application that requires more people.

who is Danny Green and why is he on your facebook?
i have no idea, he's just my pirate friend.

by blaizen June 4, 2009

Hollow Friend

A friend on a social networking site such as on MySpace that no longer gets on and is just used to "appear" like you have more friends than you really have.

Person 1: "Who is XxnightmasterxX" ?
Person 2 "oh you know dude its that one guy"
Person 1 "what guy"?
Person 2 "you know...that guy"
*awkward silence*
Person 1 "whatever dude he's just a hollow friend"
Person 2 "yea your right..."

by whatsittoyafool!?! July 19, 2010

fairy friend

A girl who has a lot of gay guy friends. Another name for "fag hag" or "fruit fly"

Kate is Brian's fairy friend.

by Heather Marie February 14, 2007

Rent-A Friend

A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)

1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!

2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...

1: hahahahaha yeah

by somerandomgirl2222222 October 9, 2008

Toxic friend

That one friend who you take to the movies and they pack snacks... so then you’re at the movies and they start eating a snack so you ask for them to pass you one and they say “There were two?” Because they only packed themself your favorite snack. That’s a toxic friend.

Did you bring me a gummy too?

No...

You’re a toxic friend.

by Sianna May 31, 2019