Toastie Pie

The incorrect term for a sealed toasted cheese sandwich or toastie commonly used by inbred Southlanders.

"Wow, that's a good toastie pie."

"No, you fucking idiot, that's a toastie. Buggar off back to Dunedin."

by ToastiesCheese May 25, 2022

Pussynut Pie

It's not what it sounds like, trust me

I chugged the Pussynut Pie after the kids went to sleep

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023

7/11 travellers Pie

A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.

Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*

by Alien blues January 21, 2022

Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).

In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!

by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023

Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.

I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.

by Charmon90 May 7, 2023

Dirty Brazillian Pie

A pie that is made with various meats and farted on by two or more Brazilian girls.

Matt: Have you seen the those Brazillian Fart Porn videos?
Peter: Nah, but have YOU seen 4 men eating a dirty Brazillian pie?

by Bobby Rossy April 20, 2018

the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.

A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight

by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023