parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.

Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..

by samfisher09 August 16, 2018

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"

by repufolklore February 28, 2025

Dead Baby Booster

Dead Baby Booster is when a pregnant woman gets the Covid vaccine and the baby comes out dead or deformed.

I feel so sorry for that girl, she gave birth to a Dead Baby Booster in the ally behind the dumpster and I helped her get get up.

by MuddyBottoms November 12, 2022

National Dead sibling day

National dead sibling day is 2nd of October it’s a day where you don’t have to celebrate just your siblings death anniversary or there birthday it’s a day where you reflect all the bad things and the good things they have done and celebrate them for how you think they would be today

National dead sibling day was the greatest thing that happened to me I was able to reflect my past ones

by Victoria_junexx October 1, 2023

Lmfao i'm dead 💀

A superior way to express that you're dying of laughter, or you're faking it because the thing you saw didn't make you laugh at all so you're being ironic by saying this phrase.

Alex: Lmao, look at this meme.

Jacob: Lmfao i'm dead 💀

Ashley: Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Jacon: *fake* Lmfao i'm dead 💀

by yourlocalgoat234567890 January 22, 2023

Dead

Something that happens to everyone, sorry Bae ur not immortal </3

“She’s dead” Kailo said

by Ooxoo June 8, 2021