Ice cream maker

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.

I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

Whipped ice cream

When a guy is so in love with a Girl that
He is blind/ whipped for her

Chris is whipped ice cream for Joanie

by Tomé August 30, 2022

Cream

A non inappropriate term for the fillings inside some donuts. Typically white and yummy but some people like dark cream.

Man: Hey how do you like your donuts?
Man 2: I love them dripping with cream
Man: Bro what?!
Man2 wdym what I love my donuts filled up with that yummy cream.

by SomeRandomGuy35 January 18, 2024

Berries and cream

Do the little lad dance

do you want berries and cream
Yes
Do the little lad dance

by avoidrivers September 29, 2021

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Ice-cream butthole

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

by anonymous July 31, 2025