Canned Fish

Fish in a can

Could you pass me the canned fish?

by Jeffery Louisiana November 20, 2023

can i art you

To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust

Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead

by Albertsgoofy March 4, 2016

You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!

You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!

You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

Blow the can

When you mess up and reveal something that you weren't supposed to

"Dude, why did you tell the cops?! You totally blew the can!"

"Don't leave fingerprints behind, you don't want to blow the can on our operation."

by Canblower76 November 7, 2022

I can respect that

When someone has the outmost respect for what you’re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.

Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.

Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.

by HonestyisCurrency February 24, 2023

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Tin Can

Someone who doesn’t do anything in a CFO, usually due to sociological circumstances.

The dirty dog President pulled a Tin Can and watched as the planes entered the tower during a CFO

by MysticFEAR March 7, 2023