Yo Mama’s Mattress

A raggedy sleeper silverado with squeaky steering.

I see ‘Yo Mama’s Mattress’ at ‘The People’s Track’!

by htx_whiterice on Insta March 22, 2021

shit in yo ass

The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.

Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.

by Legacy 09 July 27, 2010

shut yo ass up

something that a gangster would say

Elias:Hey! have you ever heard of deeznuts?

Niels:SHUT YO ASS UP!!!

by EElias1999 February 6, 2022

balls in yo jaws

they are so fucking big and juicy

can i put my balls in yo jaws yo jaws balls in yo jaws can i can i can i can i

by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022

Yo Mama font

Another way of saying "kurokane"

Lois Griffin: Peter, please stop!
Peter Griffin: I am a Yo Mama font! Just let me destroy things already!

by alf2003 January 8, 2025

yoings

to masturbate/ beat the meat/ stroke the snake/ jerk off on a snowboard

Paul: Do you still yoings?
Tim: Damn, i always yoings and break my arm during snowboarding.
Paul: Thats messed UP!

by StopTheYoings January 19, 2022

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025