Ur mum

Insult which has no meaning inside ur bum if u want cocaine sex soz I can’t help u but I sell weed at www.childcaptivity.com so come get some pornos

Alex:ur mum

Ur mum: no ur mum! Cos ur mums dumb! Cos she didn’t know what I did to ur dad yet!!!

by Slnkythemadnman December 29, 2019

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

ur mom

ur mom is a beautiful way of saying that you do not like one’s mother or one’s mother is linked to this item

dude un: ur gay
dude two because I don’t know 2 in french: ur mom gay
dude un: beautiful

by milkshakes are gr8 oranges November 19, 2018

ur gay

this one girl i met on snapchat but now i have her number

ur gay mister

by adwaasfsvd December 1, 2022

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay means ur mom has the big gay or has the gay or ur mom is the gay everyone has it

Bob: ur mom gay
John: o god how did u know

by amerbouss August 17, 2018