An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.
Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”
Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”
by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019
Get the Tom Hollandmug. Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
Tom
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
Any Canadian Goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.
Tom took the pretzel from my hand.
by EdgarWasTaken July 31, 2020
Get the Tommug. by Frudentag February 13, 2018
Get the toms unclemug. 
the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011
Get the Kitty Tommug. by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014
Get the tom lucettemug. 