smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

smackin' titties

when a female's breasts look extra appealing/ attractive, beyond that which is normal.

damn, that girl has some smackin' titties

by smackin'titties69 May 31, 2017

Titty chamber

A device also called a bra that holds boobs captive that I uncomfortable and expected by ugly rude sexist people

Omg, my titty chamber hurts

by Ryss457 February 4, 2022

dipple titties

When you're so happy your titties get dipples

He makes me so happy that I got dipple titties

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

tight-titties

A very close relationship between two friends. Comparable to two tightly pressed boobies rubbing against each other.

Ya I will let him stay with me this weekend for the game, we were tight-titties in high school.

by swindlerrr September 2, 2013

Tittied

1. When you are super entranced by some titties
2. When you are being suffocated by titties during sex

Yo, he was so tittied last night.

by Iásonas November 6, 2021

tittie thunder

When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.

I just got a tittie thunder. My chest is on fire!!

by Lrams November 24, 2015