A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011
Get the A Near Miss Frog Kissmug. When a guy pulls out his pockets and asks you to "kiss the bunny between the ears" aka kiss his penis, aka blow job
danny: ever tried kissing the bunny between the ears?(pulls out pockets, indicating ears)
emily: umm, no?
danny: how about you start?
emily: (kisses penis)
emily: umm, no?
danny: how about you start?
emily: (kisses penis)
by ughfelt August 22, 2011
Get the Kissing the bunny between the earsmug. something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
by kohina November 11, 2009
Get the Kiss My Left Nutmug. by Sexyassholeprincessdog May 24, 2018
Get the Kiss her ass daymug. by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020
Get the kiss ur friends daymug. A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
by Scunt_McGravy September 28, 2018
Get the Back Door French Kissmug. National kiss a Mia Day
If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek
If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek
by Askmeoutdummy October 30, 2019
Get the National kiss a Mia daymug.