Jesus

Malia the sexy girl

Malia is literally jesus, have u seen her?

by g spot 6957 July 25, 2021

Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.

I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner

by [e-mail] August 26, 2021

jesus

When a man has a fabulous Jesus, his hips and lower abs are extremely cut, just as our Lord Jesus’ was as depicted in almost all art and sculpture of him.

I love a guy with a great jesus peeking out of his jeans.

by Cheeky T August 13, 2023

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.

Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!

by MikeRoch April 13, 2017

Jesus Fucking Christ Hole

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.

While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"

by poop master general October 14, 2022

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016