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Dome Syndrome

The elitist inbred offspring of Notre Dame alumni.
ND Student 1: "Why is George Walker (8th generation legacy) a student here? He barely communicates in monosyllabic grunts. I thought you had to be a smart overachiever or at least a gifted athlete to get into the University of Notre Dame!"

ND Student 2: "Dude, He has dome syndrome."
by BKitty (class of 2012) February 27, 2009
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down syndrome

Another name for your Nintendo DS is Down Syndrome.
Brian: Hey dude do you have your Down Syndrome today?
Kevin: Yea i have my Down Syndrome and i brought golden eye for multi player.
Brian: Sweet.
Kyle: What the hell is a Down Syndrome?
Brian: Jesus Christ Kyle it's a DS.
Kyle: Oh
Audie: Shut up hoe!
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Twitter Syndrome

When someone sends you a message or IM and it's in a bunch of short abbreviated incomplete sentences that are less than 140 words.
Mike: We have more slides to watch. Waiting for PA room
Lunch won't be til late.

Me: HAHA dude you have Twitter Syndrome.
by rubygal September 23, 2009
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Presley's Syndrome

Sudden and catastrophic stoppage of the heart whilst engaged in defaecation, usually following consumption of a fried peanut-butter and banana sandwich or a presley of drugs.
I was called to a patient with Presley's syndrome in the male changing rooms. I had to unlock the cubicle from outside.
by jock-doc October 25, 2011
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693 Syndrome

You meet a possible one-nighter. You think she's a six.
You fuck her. You tell your friends she's a nine. (you might even start to believe it).
A week later you realize with disgust that you actually just had sex with a three.
Guy sees female. "She is definitely hot enough for me to fuck with pride".
Guy fucks female. "I got lucky. Can't believe that piece of ass even went for me".
Time passes... "AWE FUCK!!! I just fucked a whale".

Guys Friend: "You just fell victim to 693 syndrome!" Haha sucks for you
by Mr. HoneyTwizzler August 25, 2011
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Asface Syndrome

The condition in which a person exhibits symptoms of Asberger's Syndrome, but over a social networking site

i.e. Facebook
Nathan: My grandma just commented on that picture we took of that horse penis, but her comment was completely unrelated and awkward..

Alizah: Serious case of Asface Syndrome...
by Asface August 18, 2011
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Marijuana Syndrome

an ailment that may occur the morning after you have smoked. Symptoms are dehydration (yet unwillingness to rehydrate one's self), excessive complaining, and clumsiness. Often affects annoying people and non-regular smokers.
"I'm telling you the weed made me sick man!

Bullshit, you've got Marijuana Syndrome."

"Fucking Michael dropped a glass jar of salsa on your driveway when he was getting into his dad's car earlier.

I knew that nigger had Marijuana Syndrome."
by Doug Russel aka "Knuck Duster" September 21, 2010
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