Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

by britmazing!! March 21, 2011

suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk

Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins

by trump our lord May 24, 2016

Junior Sucks Ass Day.

On the 12 April any boy named Junior would have to get on his knees and suck ass for National Suck Ass Day. They will be forced to slip and slide their tongues around your boohole while performing a sexual slurping sound.

Junior Sucks Ass Day.
Girl: "Junior? Can you suck my ass?"..
Junior: "Sure!! anything for you mluv"
*Girl faces ass to him*
*Junior gagzz and slurps*

THE END of Junior Suck Ass Day.

by ShotCaller_Tingz April 11, 2019

Sperm sucking gutter slut

An extremely nasty female who sucks sperm from random men wanting a blow job and is at the very lowest level of trash and lives in the gutter....Straight was trash!!

That girl ain't nothing more than a sperm sucking gutter slut.

by 77SSS81 August 4, 2021

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019

lil wayne sucks dick

I dont fucking know what this means, I just searched something fucked up on this.

Hi how you doin

lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.

by NyströmskasDefinitioner December 21, 2017

Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw

by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018