Pedestrianarily Retarded 

A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.

Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.

Pedestrianarily Retarded by ADT123 November 1, 2010

bull-retarded 

a better way of saying retarded, could also be used if you want to say "BS" and retarded at the same time. alos could relate to words like stupid, dumb,

" OMG! that project was due today! and no one told be, man this is so bull-retarded, im'a fail!

bull-retarded by shay gray November 3, 2010

piss retarded 

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

piss retarded by proman7777 August 21, 2011

social retard 

A person who is past 17 years of age and is still virgin

If you are Steve carrell in the movie the 40 year old virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America?

social retard by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2013

social retard 

A person, in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

If you are Steve Carrell in the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin, you are the epitome of a social retard, at least in North America.

social retard by Uncle Dimma April 6, 2013

social retard 

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.

social retard by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2013

Textual Retardation 

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

Textual Retardation by Walshy84 November 21, 2013