Jesus Dominguez

one of the best people ever and best cousin ever bc they are and they make VERY good food

youre so jesus dominguez😹💯

by ed shartan December 2, 2021

obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama

"Obama Jesus will strike you down"

by Boymansupa September 13, 2021

Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.

Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !

by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020

Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.

Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'

by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022

jesus blinker

a large and girthy penis

dabz got a jesus blinker aye

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Jesus

Son of God, loves endlessly, died for our sins. always forgiving.
john 3:16

“i’m sorry for being such a jerk.”
“it’s ok, i forgive you and Jesus does too.”

by lovedbytheSonofGod October 1, 2022

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025