Ordure of the Night's Template

The composite set list of an end-stage open mic.

Sooner or later, every open mic is abandoned to the Ordure of the Night's Template!

by Zappin' Nap December 5, 2023

late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023

late night zoomies

This is when nathan Gemmell wants your number so he can phone you late at night , to watch you run around the room like a dog so he can get aroused and hopefully pound one out.

Can I have your number to see your late night zoomies

by Late night zoomies December 8, 2023

Friday movie night

When a group of friends decides to watch hot gay porn all night.

Today they will have a friday movie night.

by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023

Good Night

An exclamation of extreme exasperation and/or surprise.

After John's three kids wouldn't stop fighting on the way to Disneyland, he lost his temper.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 11, 2022

Casual Friday Night

A phrase that is used when someone is going to have a more entertaining night than normal

“I’m going to have a “casual Friday night“ with those monkeys covered in chocolate and those little guys over there”

by Cumprisun December 30, 2022

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023