Duck

A big, fearsome sea creature with a grape addiction.

"The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 ducks."

by Not videogamedunkey November 10, 2022

delivery duck

A blue Ecstatic <not to be confused with aesthetic> duck that dresses in red, and makes people confused about their sexuality(?) Dressed in crispy taco, a poop doop.

"I have a brina, I'm also a shit pigeon but most of all I'm a delivery duck"

by Shit pigeon June 2, 2017

Duck

The stupid animals that are the reason when you type “fuck” it auto corrects to “duck”

“dude what the duck”

“fuck*”

by jejdjshdhf April 16, 2021

Duck

An ugly bitch

Guy 1: so you only fuck bad bitches?
Guy 2: nah there have been some ducks along the way for sure

by EladPeanut July 19, 2019

nit ducking

When you shove your dick in her a as forcefully when she doesn't want it but then she realizes after a few seconds she definetly wants it.

Nit ducking: Having a her tide up in bed and trying to get it in her ass as she try to say no through her ball gag but you put it in any way then after fighting for a few seconds she starts to really enjoy it, then the next day she's begging for more and she won't leave you alone until you give her more.

by You like? January 16, 2018

Duck Dinner

1. A literal dinner consisting of duck, usually as the main course.
2. Military slang for dishonorable discharge, which in the United States is usually reserved for the worst offenses under the UCMJ, such as fraud, desertion, espionage, SA, treason, and murder.

1. Yeah we went out for duck dinner, not great, not terrible.
2. Sgt. Emerson got a duck dinner for killing that guy.

by qw3r1y July 17, 2023

Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 27, 2012