strainer face

A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.

Sam.... what a strainer face.

Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.

by Tristan "Trash" April 5, 2006

Clay Face

A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".

Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!

by Johnny Hurts July 30, 2008

your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light.
me: turn off YOUR FACE.

by kaylaFTW December 10, 2008

butter face

you like everything about the girl, like body, brains, personality, "but her" face.

She's cool but she's a butter face.

by chiic November 15, 2006

your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

S:what was that?
T:your face
S:oh, touché.

by zebraa bby July 10, 2007

figgin face

a chone face that makes the other scrubass umcomfortable. if done by more than one, you just got fuckin choned.

tat and klau did the figgin face when enrique was being a scrub.

by chone figgins November 25, 2007

Brownie Face

to be a person of brown colour, this word has no relation to actually having a brownie on one's face

*the following names refer to not actual people*

Sanchez: yo wud up brownie face
Wayne: wth did you just say?!?

by Yue Okashiko November 28, 2007