Dirty Hastings

When you get caught having sex’s in a elementary school drop off lane

Bro did you hear they did the dirty Hastings

by Thycuntfuckery April 30, 2021

dirty via

When right before the male ejaculates you pull out your star charts to see exactly where it will land. Then you get in position and chant their zodiac sign until cum flys into your mouth. You then use the star chart for clean up.

I’m not really into getting a dirty via maybe we can do the best hot chocolate instead

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 23, 2021

Dirty daan

The 100 cps clicker on minecraft that can finger a girl and go brrrrr

"Hey did you see dirty daan yesterday"
"yes that girl must be demolished

by elkavaz May 25, 2021

Dirty Davi

when the imposter from among us grips your thighs and touches the inside of youre balls thats called a dirty davi

Mom: how was yesterday at football practice
Davi: I didn't go i met with imposter
Mom: what did u do with imposter
Davi: I did a dirty Davi😈

by big white pedo man May 26, 2021

Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

Dirty Odin

The act of using a plunger as a dildo

Give her a dirty odin. She'll love it

by Justanotherrandompersonwhoknow January 5, 2023

Dirty Tanni

Fentanyl addicted female who engages in anal sex with multiple partners in succession without protection, the last of whom ends with multiple loads of random semen covering their penis.

You don't want to hook up with her, she'll give you the dirty tanni

by I_won_b1tch July 9, 2023