davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.

Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!

by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021

David

The worst friend you could ever have. Flaky, and tends to ignore you. Only shows up when it’s in his interest. Is a complete fagel.

David is such a flaky fagel

by tralala07 January 10, 2022

David

is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything

David is stupid

by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021

david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.

Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!

by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018

David

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021