David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

david louangsana

This super cute guy that is a big dick gladiator. Who also has a 50 lbs cock

thats a david louangsana

by Imsuperrpoopy November 20, 2023

David

His a big soft teddy bear he has a heart of gold he would do anything for anyone he will make you laugh when having a bad day he is a good friend always there when you need to talk he always makes you feel comfortable

He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance

David is adorable

by Itz_angel_baby November 6, 2023

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

David Rathbun

Smokes waayyyyyyyyy too much weed

It smells like weed, probably David Rathbun

by GayAssRonko November 6, 2020