can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

by saltlickcity October 24, 2017

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 2, 2024

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

cong can (conc)

someone with a large forehead on the body of a rectangle,

commonly found on the 9gag website.

Stop being such a cong can (conc), you need to exercise!

by cong can vu May 27, 2017

Trash can

Mady

“Mady is an ugly trash can”

by Lucid dreams September 21, 2018

can anyone hear me

help me please i cant escape HE'S GETTING CLOSER HELP HELP-F POJHMNOGH BIJKSDHADVHUIJE,FKED

please can anyone hear me im being held against my own well im being drawn in ms paint hghelp mefgyfewedf dgdgrbhr54t3e4ye3y bdxa&&^&()ew bnbyuwsd^&edgfr{}{r^&#*%(5IO43WRB

by majizinga December 6, 2021