I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

Can

Means that you can not to something

I know you can lift that piano, Mark!

by EliteTeamOfficial_1 March 14, 2023

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

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Paul Rudd Can Birth The Fidels (Ant-Man)

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

i can game all day

1) it means fuck all day; or,

2) generally do anything all day, which (when you generally do anything all day) usually means fuck all day.

common usage:

girl: "so wha u wanna do? i can game all day"
boy: "idk scout how bout we take em out..."
girl: "when and where but always ben"
boy: yup

by darkcloudhorizing June 5, 2013

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022