A well known architectural wood moulding manufacturer. World class wood products including mouldings, doors, mantles, cabinets, and custom componets. Mansions, colleges, resorts, hotels and seekers of quality demand it.
1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."