Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

apple cormorcol

Another phrase used by an annoying three year old in an xbox hat who can't speak proper English

Sounds like the type of music you would hear in an apple cormorcol

by KitKatGurl235 October 2, 2017

Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

majik apples

When you smoke marijuana out of an apple.

Yo me and my friend were smokin some majik apples yesturday

by ARyan129 December 21, 2008

Eve Apple

The Adam's apple of a transgender woman

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."

by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019

Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?

If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”

by aliyna August 27, 2025

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018