Alex

A idiot with a iq of 6 and baths in a kitchen sink

Sexy ass mother fugger: I wonder how alex did on the test
Alex:I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fugger: what f
Did you get right

Alex: j got my name half right

Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.

Alex: I know right

by Jdhdjdhheoegiz October 28, 2020

alex harrison

a mysterious critter who doesn’t like bacon.

hey, alex harrison is looking extra queer today

by JoanneHelium312 June 6, 2023

Alex

A female and male name. Males Most commonly likes girls named ivana for no reason

His names alex. He MUST like ivana

by AguyNamedJinx August 24, 2023

Alex

The most cool, beautiful and adorable person in the universe.
Loves the color blue, cats and aesthetic things.

He is my Alex. She is my Alex.

by alexmandarinas June 30, 2022

Alex Frye

A philosophical and scientific genius that is shit in any sport.

He Jack what did you get on your philosophy test,

Jack: 20/30 :/
I was like an Alex Frye 100% and let my rugby team down on the weekend!

by JohnOnTheRadio April 5, 2017

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024

Alex

Cute as fuck and i wanna eat his butt in the daily no cap

Damn theres Alex sheeeeeeeesh

by Stinky head May 27, 2021