Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022
Get the Star Crunchmug. A planet where a cat is the father of everyone, eldritch gods are on the loose, and tyler cucked SBThunder
by Lobe Star December 3, 2021
Get the lobe starmug. A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
Get the Redneck Shooting Starmug. 1. Large, spherical celestial bodies consisting of masses of gas that are hot enough to sustain nuclear fusion and thus produce radiant energy
2. Fate; predestination; destiny
3. Popular people; superstars
4. Excellent people
5. (interjection) Non-vulgar expression of frustration, surprise, or pain; shoot; crud; heck
6. (idiomatic verb phrase) "To see stars;" seeing spots of light, especially temporarily, after a head injury, and/or when dealing with issues of static-like vision
2. Fate; predestination; destiny
3. Popular people; superstars
4. Excellent people
5. (interjection) Non-vulgar expression of frustration, surprise, or pain; shoot; crud; heck
6. (idiomatic verb phrase) "To see stars;" seeing spots of light, especially temporarily, after a head injury, and/or when dealing with issues of static-like vision
1. The lights in the sky that are visible at night, as well as the Sun, are stars.
2. Stars show me... nothing, because I don't believe in fate like that.
3. Many actors are stars, especially those who have acted in popular films or for a long period of time.
4. My class is a bunch of stars! They're great!
5. Ah, stars, I forgot my car keys again.
6. Falling like that is really making me see stars.
2. Stars show me... nothing, because I don't believe in fate like that.
3. Many actors are stars, especially those who have acted in popular films or for a long period of time.
4. My class is a bunch of stars! They're great!
5. Ah, stars, I forgot my car keys again.
6. Falling like that is really making me see stars.
by UrbanLinguist :) June 29, 2025
Get the starsmug. A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.
by BaconMastert September 24, 2016
Get the Porn Star Protectormug. Star is a legendary, divine, amazing, fucking beautiful human being. If you ever come across him treat him like a diamond. He looks like he was sent from the god damn heaven above! Hes so caring, sweet, loving, and gentle. He's so funny and will make you laugh till your ribs hurt. Talking to him can genuinely change you as a person, make you look forward to something at the end of the day. He's wonderful.
by Something 936 February 15, 2025
Get the Starmug. A Shitty game where people grind for a purple badge for 8 hours straight staring at their screens with no breaks then screen record it edit it put some cringy ass music upload to youtube after that they go to twitter saying (1/49)😎😎🥳🥳🥳🥶🥶😀😀😀😀😀😈😈😈👿👿
by Cd | Jonathan January 25, 2022
Get the Brawl starsmug.