Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.

“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
“HOLY HELL”

by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

eli apple

Eli Apple can’t cover shit and hot burnt against the rams

Eli Apple is The worst corner back in he nfl

by The bengals organization February 15, 2022

apple

1. the fruit of an apple tree
2. someone who's rude and has no sense of humor

person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.

by KAMEORNEV December 25, 2022

Apple

A fruit that has multiple different types.

“He was eating a Granny Smith apple.”

by Bag full of children April 6, 2023

Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange

Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester

by Scribscrab May 30, 2021

Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.

A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"

by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021

Eve Apple

The Adam's apple of a transgender woman

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."

by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019