Litty as a titty

Dumb cunts say it

"WE'RE LITTY AS A TITTY BRO"
Longneck ass shut up

by Lars Larsen aka litty titty November 29, 2018

smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin in the general area of the chest on an elderly gentlemen.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa" "his skin titties flap faster than the flag"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

Titty Baring

When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.

Elisa spent her week away titty baring with her peoples.

by jmacsimus December 12, 2018

National Send Titty Picture day

July 7th is National Send Titty Picture Day. Make sure u send your friends your best nudes

Today is National Send Titty Picture day

by James Thomas July 6, 2022

Titty loser

Noun (ttyl): is someone who gets their ass owned by a girl. The girl proceeds to slap the loser with her titties as a form of humiliation.

Ur a titty loser and your mom gay

by Shadow Jesus 666 July 5, 2018

Grab titty november

It’s basically Slap ass month just a different approach

-Did you hear it’s grab titty november?
-Oh shit here’s my time, thanks for reminding me.

by Imeanidfkman November 21, 2019