Peeled Banana

When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.

I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.

by Awooke July 21, 2019

Banana Equals Three

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"

Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.

by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011

banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time

I bet she's a banana tosser

by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015

banana peel

Quick question: do you have a life
like why are you searching banana peel on urban dictionary
definition: a peel of a banana, most commonly found on a banana

a:"I ate a banana peel today"
b:"Was it good?"
a:"It tasted like a banana"

by Meme Ghost September 27, 2021

banana heart banana

A funny way to describe a gay man or a relationship between two men represented as:🍌🤍🍌

Girl 1: they are such a cute couple
Girl 2: ya 🍌🤍🍌(banana heart banana) am i right

by Cgally December 7, 2020

banana

monkey eat banana, monkey enjoy banana, monkey love banana, monkey fight wife for banana, wife dead, mumke regret

monkey eat banana, a fruit of all evil.

by hamgon November 8, 2020

Banana Land

That wild, feel-good zone where stuff goes full-on bananas: everything clicks into this epic flow of crazy-good vibes, turning “that’s insane” into your new happy place of pure, effortless magic.

Dude, when the traffic jam suddenly cleared and I nailed that parking spot right in front, with my playlist hitting all the bangers: total Banana Land.

by CodyyyO September 13, 2025