stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

by mattresseater August 3, 2023

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Alex

Alex can be two people, a kind person who can do funny things or a total dick. Totally random chances for either.

Hey look it's Alex.
Which type
Type 2

Fuck

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A boy who doesn’t know I’m fully in love with him. A smart, funny, sometimes over the top dramatic, handsome guy who is sweet and cares about people.

Hey have you seen Alex?
No why?
Because I just need to tell him I’m in love with him.

by Texanchainsaw1773 August 5, 2023

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1. the most beautiful girl in the world! big breasts, thick thighs and a phat ass. has the prettiest face you've ever seen.

2. a girl that loves the color purple and is always dressed in all black clothing. loves skirts and stockings. bonus points if there is a choker involved.
3. a girl that probably doesn't know how beautiful she really is.

4. a girl that probably listens to lil darkie.
5. a girl that probably sleeps all day.

1. "have you seen Alex today?" "nah man shes probably still asleep"

by KJisnotokie August 6, 2023

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During hot gay furry femboy sex, If someone pulls an "alex" they cum all over the other ones dick.

1: I'm gonna do an alex
2. I love your hot sticky cum on my dick

Yo I pulled an alex last night *barks*

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Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.

Alex Lomuto farms small teams.

by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023

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