Someone who ditches the boys and acts different to get pussy but never ends up getting it.
Associates with the name Declan Haynes
Associates with the name Declan Haynes
by Celia Pompeselli May 12, 2020
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by Chachalagordita October 2, 2020
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Get the Simp mug.A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.
The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.
by okboomer88 March 27, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A person (could be a guy or a girl, but they're often dudes) who does nice things with the expectation of getting something in return- typically sex or a smooch or smth. Not to be confused with a nice guy, who thinks they're deserving of female attention just for not bullying her.
Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp
Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp
Girl: Thank you for holding the door :)
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp
by coolkiddo69 May 12, 2020
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