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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
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Upper lip shot

A portrait that has been cropped with the lips and chin remaining and has been tilted to the right at an approximately -30° angle. A take on photos you’d find at beauty centres, except it makes one go wtf.
Me: oh look a photo!
Friend: *takes photo*
*tilts and crops lips*
Me: upper lip shot!
by Jeffrey Brown June 4, 2021
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Douche Shot

A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.
by smokes420 April 16, 2011
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Ugly Jump Shot

Basically Jack Harlow's jump shot. What the heck is that!!! And he makes them!
Kevin Hart: Whoa! Thats an ugly jump shot!
Jack Harlow: What do you mean.
by pbrfekndmlsanjh9vo February 27, 2025
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BDay Shot

A shot of one’s favorite beverage, consumed while wearing only one’s “Birthday Suit”. Most commonly with a group of friends in order to celebrate a birthday or other accomplishment!
Popeye graduated, quick everyone get naked… it’s time for a BDay Shot!!
by Black Sheep Society May 28, 2024
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Shot Delts

A term of enderment towards those sporting narrow clavicles
that blokes got narrow shoulders " Shot Delts " we all say in unisen
by ArcherDalton67 August 3, 2025
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one shot sally

Where you use something once, and it gets the job done.
David is a one shot sally. Damn this one gun in MW3 that only reloads once in a lifetime but kills a butt load of kids in one shot is a one shot sally.
by One-Shot sally June 12, 2012
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