Piss drunk

Kelsey Walton

Kelsey was so piss drunk she pissed her bed last night.

by Chickendancer400 May 6, 2018

cow piss game

a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.

man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!

by twonk August 2, 2008

shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

piss in my mouth

someone pissed in my mouth there is piss in my mouth this is shitty how am i talking

oh shit there is piss in my mouth

by NotNotNotNeil June 2, 2021

Pissed up the wall

To have spent money buying alcohol to drink.

Came across it c.50years ago when a teenager on a building site.
I think it may be where "pissed up" meaning to be drunk came from.

Foreman: "It's Monday and he asked for a sub, he got paid on Friday! All his wages pissed up the wall"
Me: "What's pissed up the wall?"
Foreman: "What? Oh, it's going out and getting drunk."
Me: ....?
Foreman: "Staggering home they'll feel like a piss and go against the nearest wall: what they'd spent their wages on just gets pissed up the wall."

by A handle not already used May 5, 2020

i need to piss

when you desperately need to fucking piss

Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine

by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 25, 2021

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction

I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

by Juggles July 7, 2006