jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.

my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!

by xbandagebardx October 9, 2021

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021

Indignant People's Day

A day celebrating those who have a problem with everything anyone says or does or has said or done or will say or do.

A date needs to be set and announced for Indignant People's Day however dates thus far suggested have been met with indignation.

by sheila in the car October 12, 2021

International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter

Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day

by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

national british people day!

the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!

british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!

by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021

National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021