A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!
by gorked February 22, 2024
Get the Michael Webermug. The protagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, Michael Horley was born and raised in Follesville, Ohio, settling down in his hometown with his daughter and deaf spouse at the young age of twenty-four. He receives a phone call that begs him to quickly travel to Georgia due to ‘business’ that needs attended to, leaving his family for a road trip, he is forced to stop at the rural home of the Merritt family due to engine troubles, thus kicking off the story’s first part.
by GrilledPotatos June 9, 2021
Get the Michael Horleymug. by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018
Get the Michael Marlowemug. Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug. michael ponce is not your typical michael. the last name means he has a horse cock. michael is a strong caring person with a funny but triggering personality. losing michael once will lose him forever
by psyyychadelicks April 30, 2022
Get the michael poncemug. a great god who was loved by the ppl and was stronger than any anime character and has 2 billion subscribers on youtube but still he was bad at studying and getting girls.
by lord killer November 24, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Has sex with baby wolves for a small allowance from mama wolf , but sometimes feeds them dick cheese
by Odafe inabowa April 12, 2020
Get the Michael Meaneymug.