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Michael Jordan

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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)
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Boz Michael

Boz Michael is what you would call a person who looks like a Michael, which is the greatest insult in the persian language. Michaels are considered to be pussies and people who are too stupid to keep alive. Michaels like dick.
by Badbaxt May 1, 2023
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Michael

A cool dude who's talented. This dude is athletic smart and has potential to make a lot of friends. He throws away this potential by being rude to people for no apparent reason. One minute his super nice the next he doesn't want anything to do with you. He is caring at times and does have your back when in need. He can also be insecure and needs to realize he has a great personality. And more people would like him if he just stayed true to himself.
Person 1) Man, Michael is such a nice dude, too bad his so insecure.
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michael

absolute player he is so childish he cry's when he is proved wrong and has manky curly brown hair and has knob chewse so strong it clearly hasn't been washed in a good few months
eww look there knob cheese michael.
by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023
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Michael

Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.
It's a Michael!
by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023
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Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.
Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.
by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023
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Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.
Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022
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