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by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025
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The biggest Hatsune Miku stan you'll ever meet. If you ever catch her not in pink oggling her own boobs she WILL be wearing huge blue pigtails and falling over due to the sheer weight of the cosplay wig. She's an awesome best friend but she does this thing where she likes to repeat things you've already told her back TO YOU like its new information that she's sharing with you for the very first time. She also canonically wants to name her son Quan after bestselling author Quan Millz. She longs for her one true love, Matt, his autism just enough to match hers. She longs for the day when he will say. "Anna Mary... aha... I think we should... like... get married... aha. Anyway, subway trains...." When her little heart will swoon and she'll finally be able to remove both her "Virgin for life" AND her Abraham Lincoln's face tattoos from her ass (on respective sides.)
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by DaisyIsSoBBG November 17, 2025
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