Lasater

A skin blemish, especially a mark caused by a lover biting or sucking the skin, on someone's anus.

Last night, Jeffrey was rimming me and he gave me a lasater. Seth asked, "What's a lasater?" It's a hickey on my butthole

by Lasater November 10, 2017

Lasagnaing

When 1 person throws a lasagna at another person for no reason.

She just went nuts and started lasagnaing

by Daveydcampo October 26, 2019

jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011

Tehya Lashee

This girl that I am in love with. The most amazing person in the whole entire world. The forgiving, loving, caring, gorgeous, friendly person i know. She is amazing. If sahe reads this she wont believe this, but it is true. She is my world, my everything. The completes me. <3 We need to spend the rest of our life together, because i couldnt go for anything else. She is the one and the only one for me. She is my soul mate. Forever and ever? Definatley. Without her i would be lost. I love you babe ^.^

I am in love with Tehya Lashee! <3

by ^.^ Tehya Lahee's soulmate January 26, 2012

Nice guys finish last

A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.

In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.

Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.

by Datruther! December 25, 2019

Last Resort

When you really want to get high and You don't have a piece and no one in your group knows how to roll well and all you have is a Black and Mild. You cut the wooden filter off and proceed to loosen and empty the cigar without ripping it open. Then you hollow out the tip and place the hollow cigar into the tip. Finally you pack the weed into the cigar and twist off the end. Then all you gotta do is light and enjoy.

Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.

My buddies and I couldn't stop coughing after that last resort.

by The botanist 420 December 26, 2011

beaver las vegas

someone with huge huge, just huge teeth.often resembling a beaver. commonly sung in the "vever las vegas" tune directly at the human with the fuck off huge teeth.

"beaver las vegas"

"fuck look at the teeth on that vever las vegas man"

by ebony hull November 2, 2006