(pronounced fuk-boi) n. v. adj.
The boy you love to hate and hate to love, who likes every story but never texts back, name-drops his exes like credentials and will always blow off your date for a "networking opportunity". He's the type to justify his commitment issues by saying he has too much love to give. Or tell you he's over how fake LA is then disappear the moment things get real. He repeatedly tells you he could see a future with you... if only he wasn't still in his "healing era." His sixth sense is knowing the exact moment you've finally moved on from him so he can text "wyd tonight?"
The boy you love to hate and hate to love, who likes every story but never texts back, name-drops his exes like credentials and will always blow off your date for a "networking opportunity". He's the type to justify his commitment issues by saying he has too much love to give. Or tell you he's over how fake LA is then disappear the moment things get real. He repeatedly tells you he could see a future with you... if only he wasn't still in his "healing era." His sixth sense is knowing the exact moment you've finally moved on from him so he can text "wyd tonight?"
I should’ve known he was an LA BOY. Our first date was at the gym... and we spent half of it filming his workout content.
That text doesn't mean anything, it was full-on LA BOY — vague, poetic, and entirely meaningless.
He LA Boy’d me — said I was the only girl he's talking to then I found out he copy/pasted the same thing to Anika and Madeline.
That text doesn't mean anything, it was full-on LA BOY — vague, poetic, and entirely meaningless.
He LA Boy’d me — said I was the only girl he's talking to then I found out he copy/pasted the same thing to Anika and Madeline.
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Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.
Siempre está “emprendiendo” (léase: vende ropa por Instagram que nadie compra), estudiando inglés en la misma academia desde hace tres años, y subiendo historias desde el gimnasio más caro de El Poblado. Su vida es una mezcla entre “influencer”, “modelo fitness” y “futura esposa de inversionista extranjero”.
“Parce, ¿esa nena trabaja?”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”
—“Dice que tiene una marca de bikinis… pero vive en Provenza desde hace dos años. La Puta Paisa confirmada.”
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Nina walks into a room and suddenly gravity remembers its job. Her energy hits different — soft enough to calm you, strong enough to wreck your focus. She’s the type who smells like confidence and leaves peace in her wake. Her laugh? Sounds like a song you didn’t know you missed. Her touch? Like a secret the universe only tells once.
If you ever meet a Nina, don’t play games — level up.
Nina walks into a room and suddenly gravity remembers its job. Her energy hits different — soft enough to calm you, strong enough to wreck your focus. She’s the type who smells like confidence and leaves peace in her wake. Her laugh? Sounds like a song you didn’t know you missed. Her touch? Like a secret the universe only tells once.
If you ever meet a Nina, don’t play games — level up.
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