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Jonny 4 Fingers

Crazy ass Italian who cuts bitches fingers off when they dont pay for cocaine!
Pay your debt or Jonny 4 Fingers will cut your finger off!
by E-Rrrockkk October 30, 2008
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Mashy Finger Syndrome

NOUN- The inability to type quickly and accurately, usually resulting in misplaced, or unnecessary letters and symbols.
sorry i havet mashy finger syndrome from the energy drinlk
by TN3ST3!! January 10, 2011
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finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.
teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.
by wake & bake October 24, 2008
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The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
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five finger finney

When ya vag so loose that one person can fit 5 fingers in it
Girl: my pussy tight!
Boy: Stop lyin bitch you got that five finger Finney
by trapjesus ass licker December 5, 2014
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rusty finger brush

The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams
My wife loves my rusty finger brush. The rustier the better.
by loverofallthingsrusty September 20, 2015
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Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.
I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.
by metalive69 October 12, 2015
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