Kat-i have to say that you sexting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet!
Kent-perfect, I figured since I was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, I'd make this foreplay day...
A day dedicated to when a girl named Najiyah managed to open a Capri Sun, defying all of the people who didn't believe in her's views. Najison Day is on the 21st of March and in 2017 it was one year since Najiyah managed to open a capri sun.
The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.
The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.
Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website
Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade