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Foreplay day 

Tuesday. If Wednesday is hump day, surely, Tuesday is foreplay day...
Kat-i have to say that you sexting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet!
Kent-perfect, I figured since I was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, I'd make this foreplay day...
Foreplay day by dark korner October 11, 2016
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Najison Day 

A day dedicated to when a girl named Najiyah managed to open a Capri Sun, defying all of the people who didn't believe in her's views. Najison Day is on the 21st of March and in 2017 it was one year since Najiyah managed to open a capri sun.
Najison Day is lit.
Najison Day by Najison Day March 4, 2017

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
toolshed day by GA Bees May 21, 2017

poor day 

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.
Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...

Kinky Day 

Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website
Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade

Person1: ....

Eldabbo day 

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.
Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!
Eldabbo day by Eldabbo December 5, 2018