Chris

This name is given to children who are absolute fucking menaces and are gym freaks, features typically include over grown genitalia, crisp abs, and an amazing hair line. God had sent his very own will into people named Chris.

That nigga Chris is nice at ping-pong

by Notachris November 22, 2021

Chris

a guy who is great at anything he puts his mind to but only uses on girls

I can't believe Chris is at it again.

by why tho ???? December 4, 2023

chris

chris

chris gets bullied everyday (dont bully him) and he has a cat, a hamster, bird, and ferret, he gets hard when he sees you tho :flushed:

by youaregay149013084512351 November 2, 2019

Chris be Chrissing

you cant be mad at chris for being chris

“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct

by chrispytoes September 25, 2022

Chris

A cute and weird, sometimes darkly comedic and disturbing, guy who is caring, loving, selfless, and trustful to the people he loves, and is a self-proclaimed horror and music addict.

Person A: Hey, have you met the new guy
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.

by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2019

CHRIS

Mentally weak coward. Also known as "Binky boy".

You are a damn Chris.

Dont be so Chris about shit.

by Pseu davis June 12, 2019

Biggy chris

When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.

Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning

Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024