Blow ass

Something Josh says

Yo... Blow ass

by Djsjfjjdcj October 24, 2015

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim

I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady

by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016

blowing a tranny

1) Performing oral sex on a transgender woman who still has a penis (see also: MtF, Shemale, Futanari)
2) Catastrophic failure of the transmission in your car or truck

When a Ford owner says "blowing a tranny" it means his truck needs a new gearbox, when a Subaru owner says that, it means something else...

by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024

sneaky snow blow

The candain sex act in which you get screwed by your two best friends.

Caitlin and Scott sneaky snow blowed Austin.

by Orange Smurf November 6, 2013