Martini 5 or 10

The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.

I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.

by Philmynuts December 27, 2019

5 eyes

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im gonna cut you in 1/5's why cause you have 5 eyes

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by chargingvindiction4 October 8, 2022

5 fingers

If you are holding 5 fingers up in a snap, it means you are pregnant and trying to hide it

If you hold up 5 fingers you are pregnant

by CertifedBozo March 16, 2022

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when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button

you- im bored
you- *types*
you-`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

by anonymous March 4, 2024

Grade 5

If you’re in grade 5 and goes to Videdals privet school your gay and if you’re teacher is named Robin and he’s bald your family is going to die
(if your named Rabby or Danilo your extra gay)

Brooooo I just got gay because I’m in grade 5

by Hack33m July 29, 2025

June 5

Nation make out with someone day

1:Make out with me please 💪😎
2:Why?
1:Because its june 5 😩

by Azora_101 May 7, 2022

$5 Chalupa

Give your partner taco bell then eat their greasy ass out with whipped cream on top.

Yo bro I was out last night and got some horse meat tacos from the bell and afterwards the girl I was with rang the bell n gave me a "$5 chalupa", you know what I'm sayin?

by Robitussin man aka roboman aka August 5, 2019