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April 13th

National Chlamydia Day!. The day to celebrate people who give it out like it’s candy!!
“hey dude did you text that girl we ran a train on? “
“nah why”
“broo it’s April 13th, yk National Chlamydia Day? you don’t want her to forget do you?
by BigRedGuy22 April 12, 2025
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April 14th

April 14th is the day Abraham Lincoln said, “Sure, let’s go to the theater” and immediately regretted it.
Do you know what today is?” “Yeah it’s,April 14th?” “On this day in 1865 Abraham Lincoln got shot” “Cool I guess”
by SigmaBoy26387 April 13, 2025
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April 19th

Treasurer: Hey its April 19th pay your dues for national dues day. Every broke Frat Guy: I don't care im not paying
by memelordforsure April 14, 2025
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April 15

April 15th is national show your boyfriend how much you love them day!, ladies show your man how much you care for them by celebrating this holiday
ps. tell him you love him ladies on April 15th!
by Sushidubi April 15, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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My April

April from “Definitely, Maybe
by Caritas April 15, 2025
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April 16th

April 16th is the day you beat up Chloe Payne
by I hate Chloe Payne April 16, 2025
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