April 7

Global AuDHD Day. If you have an AuDHD friend give them their favourite food and show your love to them. If you're born this day you have 98.7% possibility of having AuDHD

"ah, it's April 7, gotta give mayonez to my best friend"
"I'm gonna surprise-hug my AuDHD friends cause it's April 7"

by nikki_datteri January 12, 2025

April 24th

National protect people day!

1: you it's April 24th whoo!
2: what no go yo hell you weirdo
1: No its national protect people
2:OH, that'd so much better then r4pe day whoo!

by M3ntal 🤷🏽‍♀️ February 27, 2023

April 12th 2024

Annual sausage rememberance day. On this day, 12 Apr 2024 9:58 AM a loser has dropped their sausage on the bus floor, and now they no longer have breakfast. On this day we take a half-a-minute of silence to remember this tragedy, and take appreciation for all the sausages consumed prior and onwards.

Person 1: "Did you know today is the annual sausage remembrance day?"
Person 2: "Oh really? What's that?"
Person 1: "Ever since April 12th 2024 we've been taking moment every year to remember the sausage that was tragically lost that morning."
Person 2: "Oh cool, I'll take note of that."

by virtucritic April 12, 2024

April 5th

National Roast ppl day
Roast anyone on this day.

Person 1: Today's April 5th!
Person 2: Imma roast u

by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025

April 10th

The day a random person in a catboy discord server dies

shit its april 10th who died now

by ThatPinkDude April 10, 2022

April 24th

Let’s not make April 24th into national r@pe day let’s make it into national st@b all men who touch girls day

Girl:hey guess what day it is?
Boy:nation r@pe day and April 24th
Girl:no national st@b all men who touch girls day

Boy:wait that’s better I’m in!

by Abby-mae February 13, 2023

April 9

National Donkey Day!

Today’s the day the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s special about April 9th?

It’s national donkey day so go out and celebrate those donkeys.

by P.S.270 July 6, 2021