Appling

Picking up poo on the side of roads

Man I guess I gotta go appling today. Its gonna stink so bad.

by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023

apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

Apple

Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa

What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.

by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020

Silver Apple

The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.

"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"

"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"

by Manther's"R"Us December 6, 2011

apple whackies

Unknown drug taken by truck drivers referenced in king of the hill TV show season 8 episode 7.

What were you gulping on reds, bennies, apple whackiest?

by Master Baiter 4sure March 16, 2025

apple

Apple is an golden apple from minecraft. The golden apple can be crafted with 9 golden ingots, 1 apple. You need a crafting table to craft it. The golden apple was added in 1.3.1 The golden apple gives u also effects such as Absorption I for 2 minutes (providing 4 points of absorption health) Regeneration II (1 every 25 ticks, × 0.4 per second) for 5 seconds (long enough to heal 4 points of damage)

I HAVE TO EAT A GOLDEN APPLE I AM FUCKING DIENG

by goldennggr July 18, 2022

Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.

Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.

by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025